September 19,2014
Metro
3pm
Life in a metro, No, i dint mean the movie..i meant literally!
Sitting besides an old aunty who is constatntly gazing in my phone is something i would not want at this point of time! (I guess she read that, now she is not looking :p )
Thanks to Mr Subramanium, the network of metro all over the city has made life easier rather convenient for travelling from one corner to the other corner.
having said that, and after forgetting my headphones at home, i do realise that one can find every sort and people from almost every place on earth! Mind it, i said earth..
(Aunty's eyes fixed on my phone again, just more curious now)
Ohkay, so who all do we have here, an old man like he was born to do the whole work of the office, a couple ie a very pretty girl with not so pretty boyfriend, the good villagers, the bad villagers, a smart ass guy and a bunch of school going or i would say school coming kids.
thats the view from my seat..u know one can tell that a guy and a girl is a couple by the way they stand in the metro..the guy tries to protect his girl from every possibility of touch offered by the other commuters.
i mean, ohkay, u love her alot and care for her but this is too much..if you are so worried why not just let her go in the womens coach?
just a wild thought, why not reserve a coach only for couples..just double the price, they would spend that much to spend so called quality time in the metro ;)
Some of these village people amaze me, i mean when they know that they have less resources then why do u guys keep on producing kids?? There is a family, a small heightened husband, a very slim wife, one child in her hand, one child holding her another hand, one child with all the luggage and one with the food stuff, including whatever material could be fitted in a small polythene!
polythene was banned, right? (Confused)
this reminds me the best nature of indians, whenever there is a baj on something, we do find a way to earn from that order of the government!
like polythenes were banned so that the environment can be saved..i went to shopping and normally paper bags are given, but that guy was like if u want a polythene, pay some extra amount!!!
I mean, dude, how the hell do u expect me to carry the clothes of my whole family in my hand?? Obviously il be needing a carry bag, but then u have to pay extra!
well played man! :/
ohh, coming back to metro,
i dont know who came up with the idea of a woman coach, i mean what did he want? A glimpse of all the beauties alltogether?? And the coach chosen in the 1st coach of the metro..y cant it be the last coach? I really doubt if the driver has a hidden camera in that coach!
if someone announced in the metro that a bomb is activated, im sure people will not be as perturbed as they would be when they would come to know that next station in rajiv chowk!
I just got out of the metro and i dont know how! It was as if i was being carried outside with the flow..and people are stupid enough to go to spas for the massage..come in the metro from rajiv chowk to kashmere gate and you will get the best massage of your life and that too freee!!!
today i realised a very big disadvantage of having an impressive height, specialy if you travel in a metro!
Im standing and in front of me is a short man and thanks to the growing public, he is coming more close to me..i so wish he was a woman! Anyhow, his head was just below my nostrils and i could actualy smell his oily hair..
thou normaly i would have either moved away (watever distance would b possible) or just died of lack of oxygen but it was different..he had some masala flavoured oil, when the fragrance went inside my nostril i could think of nutcrackers and masala peanuts!
i could not believe my brain hormones or whoever is responsible for the saliva, i had water in my mouth!
i was like wtf!! I said to my brain, go home you're drunk! :p
But thankfully i was saved from the attrocities as i got out at the next station miraculously!
amidst such people, be gratefull to god that you can breathe!
i really wonder, that the number of coaches in a metro is directly proportional to the number of people travelling in it daily!
there were only 4 coaches when it first started running, then went upto 6 and now 8!
The time is not far away when you would find people cooking in the metro itself, or people coming inside to sell their portable juicers and very soon washrooms will be added amd foodstalls killing each other to sell their packed popcorns!!!
sometimes i think why not build our own metro..there will be a very huge investment but just see the number of people travelling daily, all that would be recovered just in an year! And then just make way for the profits! :p
i know, very unrealistic, but then thoughts do creep in! ;)
Everyday we have a new experience all together..one day u forget your headphones and you would find that life has so much to offer!
Feeling relaxed after the massage
-MaCkY ;)
Metro
3pm
Life in a metro, No, i dint mean the movie..i meant literally!
Sitting besides an old aunty who is constatntly gazing in my phone is something i would not want at this point of time! (I guess she read that, now she is not looking :p )
Thanks to Mr Subramanium, the network of metro all over the city has made life easier rather convenient for travelling from one corner to the other corner.
having said that, and after forgetting my headphones at home, i do realise that one can find every sort and people from almost every place on earth! Mind it, i said earth..
(Aunty's eyes fixed on my phone again, just more curious now)
Ohkay, so who all do we have here, an old man like he was born to do the whole work of the office, a couple ie a very pretty girl with not so pretty boyfriend, the good villagers, the bad villagers, a smart ass guy and a bunch of school going or i would say school coming kids.
thats the view from my seat..u know one can tell that a guy and a girl is a couple by the way they stand in the metro..the guy tries to protect his girl from every possibility of touch offered by the other commuters.
i mean, ohkay, u love her alot and care for her but this is too much..if you are so worried why not just let her go in the womens coach?
just a wild thought, why not reserve a coach only for couples..just double the price, they would spend that much to spend so called quality time in the metro ;)
Some of these village people amaze me, i mean when they know that they have less resources then why do u guys keep on producing kids?? There is a family, a small heightened husband, a very slim wife, one child in her hand, one child holding her another hand, one child with all the luggage and one with the food stuff, including whatever material could be fitted in a small polythene!
polythene was banned, right? (Confused)
this reminds me the best nature of indians, whenever there is a baj on something, we do find a way to earn from that order of the government!
like polythenes were banned so that the environment can be saved..i went to shopping and normally paper bags are given, but that guy was like if u want a polythene, pay some extra amount!!!
I mean, dude, how the hell do u expect me to carry the clothes of my whole family in my hand?? Obviously il be needing a carry bag, but then u have to pay extra!
well played man! :/
ohh, coming back to metro,
i dont know who came up with the idea of a woman coach, i mean what did he want? A glimpse of all the beauties alltogether?? And the coach chosen in the 1st coach of the metro..y cant it be the last coach? I really doubt if the driver has a hidden camera in that coach!
if someone announced in the metro that a bomb is activated, im sure people will not be as perturbed as they would be when they would come to know that next station in rajiv chowk!
I just got out of the metro and i dont know how! It was as if i was being carried outside with the flow..and people are stupid enough to go to spas for the massage..come in the metro from rajiv chowk to kashmere gate and you will get the best massage of your life and that too freee!!!
today i realised a very big disadvantage of having an impressive height, specialy if you travel in a metro!
Im standing and in front of me is a short man and thanks to the growing public, he is coming more close to me..i so wish he was a woman! Anyhow, his head was just below my nostrils and i could actualy smell his oily hair..
thou normaly i would have either moved away (watever distance would b possible) or just died of lack of oxygen but it was different..he had some masala flavoured oil, when the fragrance went inside my nostril i could think of nutcrackers and masala peanuts!
i could not believe my brain hormones or whoever is responsible for the saliva, i had water in my mouth!
i was like wtf!! I said to my brain, go home you're drunk! :p
But thankfully i was saved from the attrocities as i got out at the next station miraculously!
amidst such people, be gratefull to god that you can breathe!
i really wonder, that the number of coaches in a metro is directly proportional to the number of people travelling in it daily!
there were only 4 coaches when it first started running, then went upto 6 and now 8!
The time is not far away when you would find people cooking in the metro itself, or people coming inside to sell their portable juicers and very soon washrooms will be added amd foodstalls killing each other to sell their packed popcorns!!!
sometimes i think why not build our own metro..there will be a very huge investment but just see the number of people travelling daily, all that would be recovered just in an year! And then just make way for the profits! :p
i know, very unrealistic, but then thoughts do creep in! ;)
Everyday we have a new experience all together..one day u forget your headphones and you would find that life has so much to offer!
Feeling relaxed after the massage
-MaCkY ;)
Nutcrackers and masala peanuts... seriously..!!!! ������
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